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Some things to know before working with me

I’d love to work with you! But let me throw you a couple qualifiers to working with me. It’s better these are out in the open from the get-go, so we can avoid awkward conversations later. If any of these don’t work for you, no hard feelings.

I hate tomatoes

Like, truly despise them. If you’re trying to sell tomatoes, there are ton of other great copywriters out there. I can’t bring myself to compliment this disgusting faux vegetable.

I’m nonbinary

It probably won’t come up too much as we work together, but if you’re uncomfortable using they/them pronouns we might not be a good fit.

You'll be supporting me and my naked cats

They really need all the help they can get. They don't even have clothes!

Ready to start a project?

Reach out to me